jerk em' then smirk em'

to jerk someone off while creepily smiling at them as doing so. to the point where they are uncomfortable by the creepiness and call it a day.

comes from the group of phrases
"fuck em' then chuck em'" "blow em' then throw em'" "hit and run" "hit it then quit it"

Amanda: so what did you and hannah do last night?

Brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em' then smirk em' and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.

Amanda: ewww.

by ohhelloamanda April 20, 2010

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Lesbian Smirk

so like you see a girl that is cute and get the VIBES from her so you like look at her and smile a little tiny bit then look away and then look back to see if she smiled back and if she did then shes AT LEAST dte

friend: you see that girl over there?
other friend: yeah.
friend: she just gave me the lesbian smirk, she wants the v.

by nighthawk2295 July 8, 2012

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smirk • smirkle • [smircle] • Smirnoff • Smirnoff Ice • Smirf • smirt • smirgle • smirkish • smirnoff green apple

Smirnoff Ice

the stuff that got me drunk for the first time

smirnoff is awesome

by molly December 16, 2003

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Smirkface

A rap group containing rappers with unmistakable swag and some of the illest flow that keep booties shaken and rumps roastin' all over the country

"That new smirkface track sure is bangin'!

by long division April 14, 2009

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smirnarade

A tasty mixed beverage of smirnoff and Gatorade. Simply buy a large bottle of Gatorade, drink some down, and dump in some tastey Smirnoff. Replace cap, shake, and imbibe.

It gets you mad drunk and can sometimes be confused with vaderade

Courtney tried to be sneaky and drink Smirnarade in class, but the smell got her caught.
Courtney got mad drunk the other night and confused vaderade with Smirnarade

by Thirsty Thursday October 15, 2007

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