skittering

an awful, terrible

"your a skittering gobshite"

by Barry o Driscoll January 21, 2004

stuttering stanley

Originally the name of the guy who shot Bruce Willis's character in the 6th sense. He was angry because he was teased for his speech.

Now used to refer to a person who stammers when riled up.

-You're a jerk.
--I am, am, am, nNnNnot! I ha-ha-hate you.
-Whatever, stuttering stanley!

by Monsterofmidland December 25, 2007

Smathering

To flick the foamy bottom of a beer can onto someone's ass crack whilst they are bent over picking up fire wood.

Let's do some smathering as he makes a fire.

by Larryrelief September 4, 2016

Shmattering

a variety/combination of sexual activities besides intercourse

"So what happened last night?"
"Ohh just a little bit of shmattering"

"Did you have a good time last night?"
"Let's just say he offered me a shmatter platter"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"It's Shmatterday, what do you think I'm doing?"

by Kate&Aimee September 22, 2009

bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

by Skin March 18, 2004

KD Smothering

A deathly hug given by a short little girl. Starts out very friendly, but eventually she will constrict, much like a snake, breaking ribs, puncturing lungs, and squeezing the air out of you. You will die, but you will die happy.

Katie ran up and gave Jordan a KD smothering and now he is dead.

by JordanGerdes February 21, 2012

Scatterling

Someone placed on this earth only to bug you, who has no soul.

The ass who cut me off just to go slow is such a scatterling.

by Mommer September 28, 2014