Smarterchild

A stupid MSN bot that won't help in a situation such as being kidnapped

TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What was that?
TTTrueCoppa says:
AM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP ME BISH
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
ME stands for Maine.

Do you want more information about Maine?
TTTrueCoppa says:
OMG
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What?

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
TTTrueCoppa says:
IM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

by TrueCoppa January 16, 2009

smartie-hater

a person who discriminates, prejudges, dislikes, makes fun of a person who takes their studies seriously and/or is naturally more talented and academically capable and for no other reason

She wanted to know my gpa and after i told her that I had a whopping 4.33, I found out she called me a bitch for bragging about my grades. What a smartie-hater!

by Xie September 9, 2005

The smartest kid on the short bus

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.

Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus

by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015

smarthead

(n) Used to refer to a person possessing great intellectual capacity. Often abbreviated x-d:-). Opposite of stupidhead.

Maureen, you're a smarthead! And you're hot!

by Ballface September 2, 2004

smarterchild

A retard who thinks he's jesus, and then calls me jesus. What a flamer.

oh holy foolss: smarterchild
SmarterChild: Jesus?
oh holy foolss: you're not jesus, silly
SmarterChild: Oh please.
oh holy foolss: no. i've told you a thousand times, YOU CAN'T BE JESUS!
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Jesus.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
oh holy foolss: wait, so now i'm jesus?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
oh holy foolss: well you just called me jesus...
SmarterChild: I just called you Jesus? Whoa!

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
oh holy foolss: psh, i get it. you're retarded!
SmarterChild: What's that again?
oh holy foolss: you're r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
oh holy foolss: that proves my point.

by jessica is hawt. August 31, 2004

Smarter

A unit of intelligence, used to convey the concept of superior brain power to one's peers

Rachel is 500 smarter than Cody (note: units of smarter are exponential)

by Onyxess August 17, 2010

SmarterChild

A robot minion of the anti-christ. The only thing it's good for is dictionary definitions and spellcheck. Created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay.

Me: Do you fuck your mother often?
SmarterChild: Ya.
Me: Oh, That's nice.
SmarterChild: What's nice?

by Erin Y. July 25, 2006