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bearded sloss

The common definition for an extremely hairy pussy, especially one on a hairier than average girl. However undesirable that may sound, appears very attractive to hispanic males, redneck females and some real men from the Caribbean.

"Hairy" may be substituted for "bearded" to provide for variations in vocabulary.

May be found at the pussy mall
"Dude, my nine got tangled in that bearded sloss."
"Fuuuck I wanna stick my jamaican salami in that hairy slossss"
by Penis and Twat-man October 18, 2005
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shows

being ridiculous or acting absurd; usually in an outrageous or scandalous fashion that may involve sex, drugs, and partying
She is shows!

Was he doing shows?
by CamNi October 25, 2008
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Sloss

A being of pure awesomeness. they are smart, attractive, charming and humble, the perfect picture of humanity. Sloss's are extremely patriotic and will defend their friends/family with their lives and will never back down. Sloss's are generally amazing in bed and always have the sexiest girlfriends. If you're ever lucky enough find a Sloss who is single take him while you have the chance!
Girl one: Whos that sexy beast?

Girl two: Thats my boyfriend, I'm so lucky to have him he's such a Sloss. :)
by Jackey boi October 21, 2011
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slooshed

"man, i'm slooshed"
by jilldo December 27, 2003
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Sloshing

The act of having sex using, with and amidst several of your favorite food groups. Safely, you must put down a shower curtain or similiar human/carpet barrier, and then enjoy a variety of puddings, cakes and similiar delicious edibles with your chosen mate.
Dude, we definately got to sloshing last night and ruined the couch. The chocolate pudding will never come out.
by thejackalope September 27, 2009
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slosh pot

A victorian term for a lady who is extremely friendly. In the act of fornication one would very well slosh about in the pot. Still not as desperate as spacker baiting
she was a smashing slosh pot, both boris and I enjoyed her at the same time. What a slippery treat!
by egnaro May 16, 2005
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slawsome

Awesome, like coleslaw, because coleslaw is awesome!
Guy 1: Wow, that movie was awesome!

Guy 2: No, it was SLAWSOME!

Guy 1: ...Ya!(wtf, what the heck is slawsome?? I better go look it up so this guy doesn't think I'm an idiot)
by GamerG!rl January 29, 2009
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