slowbaru

A popular term in which Subaru haters call Subarus.

Also the way a Subaru owner refers to his car after getting crappy dyno numbers.

Yo yo yo son, that Slowbaru can't run with my boosted civic.

Oh my god, my Slowbaru was supposed to make 800whp, but only did 261whp on the dyno.

by DONALD GEORGE November 22, 2007

Slobodow

Translating to <i>freedom</i> in Russain, the word Slobodow is also a kick ass last name and those who have it are therefore, totally kick ass.

Damn! That girl is straight Slobodow fo sho!

by jessie rae October 31, 2008

slowpoking

Having sex with someone but not ejaculating on their face until the next morning when they are having their morning coffee.

"Yeah he never came I guess he was slowpoking."

by slaking November 1, 2014

Slowpoke

A Retarded Pink Pokemon that Kills you with psyhic moves.

Trainer:GO SLOW POKE
Slowpoke:DEERRRRRRR
Trainer:Slowpoke use Psyhic!
Slowpoke:DERRRRRRR -Boom-

by Gyro2169 December 24, 2010

slowbese

a random word meaning slow and obese that i made up one day

Henry is slowbese

by Tim April 29, 2004

snowboardgasm

Intense and paroxysmal excitement due to the combination of great snow conditions, prime gear, and amazing weather.

I had a snowboardgasm day at the mountain.

by _md March 16, 2009

Slowmotional

adj.

Use of slow motion in film for increased emotional impact.
This effect is often compounded by use of HD.

Oh my god, this bit is so slowmotional.

by Boonboon June 15, 2011