by matthew gregory December 8, 2004
Get the Sodder mug.The crying fit after the act of Masturbation. Usually lasting 3 to 5 minutes, is accompanied by wondering why you're "so damn lonely".
There was nothing on TV last night, so I decided to lance with my porksword. Turned out to be a bad choice; I sloodled for a good fifteen minutes.
by Korean Spelling Bee Champion October 27, 2009
Get the Sloodle mug.A cocktail similar to a Bloody Mary, but a little ruder. First mentioned by Stephen Fry in the last episode in season four of the British comedy show "A bit of Fry and Laurie". (With "Ruder" they are of course not meaning literally, since this would be very horrible. I mean, a drink that starts insulting you. That's pretty damn scary if you ask me. I'd shit my pants in fear if i ordered a drink and it started insulting me. well, I would be scared, and then insulted, obviously, but if.... whoops, seems I got a bit sidetracked....)
To make it "Ruder" you could:
A) serve it a bit insulting, like intentionally spill some on your customer, or spit in it before serving it, or just don't serve it at all.
Or you can B) add something not normally featured in the Bloody Mary-recipe, like absinthe or tequila.
you can also C) if you feel like combining A and B you can add some high quality crack, since this can be considered quite rude, especially if your unfortunate customer overdoses and dies.
To make it "Ruder" you could:
A) serve it a bit insulting, like intentionally spill some on your customer, or spit in it before serving it, or just don't serve it at all.
Or you can B) add something not normally featured in the Bloody Mary-recipe, like absinthe or tequila.
you can also C) if you feel like combining A and B you can add some high quality crack, since this can be considered quite rude, especially if your unfortunate customer overdoses and dies.
-Would you like a Sodding Mary?
-A what?
-A Sodding Mary. it's like a Bloody Mary but a bit ruder.
-Oh, Ok.
-here you go.
*Punch in face*
-A what?
-A Sodding Mary. it's like a Bloody Mary but a bit ruder.
-Oh, Ok.
-here you go.
*Punch in face*
by Travis Tee2 February 27, 2010
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by viking ice princess July 5, 2011
Get the sledding mug.Shoddy pigeon is the best pigeon in the world. with his sidekick, mr pomme, the save the entire universe from evil things such as fat pigeon and mr illingworth!
"Katherine, if i hear you say shoddy pigeon one more time in this lesson you will go outside!" - miss charlton
by Katherine Jennings March 21, 2005
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Alcohol-soaked; drunken in an excessive, even profound, manner
More appropriately refers to a situation than a person.
Alcohol-soaked; drunken in an excessive, even profound, manner
More appropriately refers to a situation than a person.
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