sleeping sperm donkey

While the victim is sleeping, preferably face up, the person performing the task begins to masturbate. Just before ejaculation, mount the victim such that the sperm will land on the victim's lips, and punch them dead in the face. Right when they wake up, shoot a load in their face or mouth, jump off and yell, "I GOT YA BITCH!," then run out of the room and get in a car and drive away. Name inspired by the Donkey Punch

B: she tricked me into giving her a backrub with promises of sex, and then said she was too tired and fell asleep.

K: what a bitch.

B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.

by sexaddict July 21, 2006

Leeching

Leeching (verb) comes from the subject leech. A leecher is a person who are a part of something, but dosent do shit.

He was just leeching the whole school lesson today, he didnt do sht.

by HoneyDoMePlz January 15, 2013

social sleeping

To fall asleep, usually without warning in a social situation.

spicer really needs to cut down on his social sleeping

by mr low grade August 23, 2007

sleeving

To eat an entire sleeve of cookies, preferably girl scout cookies.

"That fat guy has crumbs all over his face. He must have been sleeving."

by flavanugz April 1, 2009

sleeping friend

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

by Flemington Hoggin August 29, 2006

Screeching Owl

An expressive form of Dirty Dynamite that sores from your colon at such a rapid speed that it makes you mimic the unpleasant sounds of a screeching owl.
End Results: Self induced Pink Sock & shredded linoleum from the clenching of your toe claws.

Oh my God Bertha, after eating that macho combo burrito from Del Taco, I was buckled up in the restroom with a screeching owl.

by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007

Seething Mald Syndrome

A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.

Lotte Blocked us on every platform, I think he might have “Seething Mald Syndrome”.

by rexz April 6, 2021