skate 3

Skate 3 is surprisingly a fucking skate board game

Nerd: CN u do an froontflip on skate 3???

Man: I don't give two shits

skate 3 by Biiirdy March 3, 2015

skate poser 

1. Someone who wears skate clothes (usually element, etines and DC's) but doesn't skate
2. Someone who skates for popularity (they normally aren't any good)
3. Someone who skates for guys/girls
4. Someone who claims they skate but just goes to the skate park
5. What mean advanced skaters sometimes call beginners

see poser

1. Broc is always wearing element tees but I know he doesn't skate.
2. John only goes skates so he can get popular
3. Lily skates cause she thinks guys will like her for it
4. Joe says he skates but he never brings his board to the park
5. "You suck, ur such a skate poser"

Poser: Dude I love to skate
Real Skater: Me too want to go the skate park?
Poser: Sure, I just got a new pair of Etnies
Real Skater: Etnies suck man, I have Fallen
Poser: O that sux did u break anything?
Real Skater: Poser...

skate poser by Sk8forfun October 23, 2007

Skate-Boaster 

A skateboarder who loves to brag about the tricks or stunts they have/can do. They will often defend, to the death, the claims they make.

"Oh. My. God, you guys. I totally landed a switch hard-flip down a five-stair yesterday!"
"Dude, you are so full of it, you can't even varial."
"No! I'm serious! I can totally do it!"
"No, you can't. You're such a skate-boaster"
"*sigh* You're right."

Skate-Boaster by The Original Guitar Hero June 11, 2007

skate rails

Sticks that you drill into a skateboard that are similar to wax used for any grind with the middle section of your board.

Skater #1: fuck dude I ate shit trying to backside boardslide the handrail at the library.

Skater #2:Maybe because those skate rails are slick and you slid out.

skate rails by Jokurrassfoo July 27, 2014

Skate board 

A thing that twelve year olds normally buy from Walmart just to go to the skate park and pose

Hey Jimmy let's go to the skate board
(they sit the whole time)

Skate board by Yeet84mickey July 9, 2019

Skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class 

A term often used by skateboarders to assert dominance.

This means you are dedicated to the game.

This term will get you even more mad pussy.

Joe: 'Yo I can't skate today I have school till' five.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'

Skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class by Bramdeman!! December 10, 2019

skate slut 

Girls that wanna screw everybody that rides a skateboard. It is not attractive and skaters don't like it. Not most anyway.

Hey Alan, you see that skate slut over there checkin us out?

skate slut by a l y a k k k October 9, 2008