Ballin and Shawty cominbed as one. Basically it is a fine ass girl. This word is straight outta da 719, C Sprangs.
by Sweat June 27, 2005
Get the Sholla mug.A rambling conspiracy theorist who tends to make up events that never happened.
Usually characterized by being terrible at any fact or metric-based competition (fantasy sports, supporting the correct political candidate, telling the time, etc.) and gets dominated regularly, but continues to make up stats that never existed, even though they can be easily disproven.
Usually characterized by being terrible at any fact or metric-based competition (fantasy sports, supporting the correct political candidate, telling the time, etc.) and gets dominated regularly, but continues to make up stats that never existed, even though they can be easily disproven.
Guy 1: That guy lost really, really badly.
Guy 2: Woah, he really Shilted the bed.
Guy 1: Yeah, even though it can be easily proven with facts, he'll probably still deny it. In all caps.
Girl 1: Let's ask that guy for directions.
Girl 2: Nah, I already asked him where the store was. He said it was on the moon with the illegals who voted for Hillary and Obama's hidden birth certificate.
Girl 1: Dang, what a Shilt.
Guy 2: Woah, he really Shilted the bed.
Guy 1: Yeah, even though it can be easily proven with facts, he'll probably still deny it. In all caps.
Girl 1: Let's ask that guy for directions.
Girl 2: Nah, I already asked him where the store was. He said it was on the moon with the illegals who voted for Hillary and Obama's hidden birth certificate.
Girl 1: Dang, what a Shilt.
by Malachi_Constant April 18, 2017
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by fossid October 18, 2011
Get the Sholf mug.When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.
by ASovo23 August 8, 2014
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Shoalton will only turn gay at night. When he is gay he will steal makeup and clothes to put them up his butt. his best friend is Jimmy the rapist. If you approach the Titty Monster, he will SHART on his hands and start raping a monkey (he's learning from Jimmy the rapist).
Shoalton will only turn gay at night. When he is gay he will steal makeup and clothes to put them up his butt. his best friend is Jimmy the rapist. If you approach the Titty Monster, he will SHART on his hands and start raping a monkey (he's learning from Jimmy the rapist).
by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K August 26, 2017
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