1 definition by Malachi_Constant
A rambling conspiracy theorist who tends to make up events that never happened.
Usually characterized by being terrible at any fact or metric-based competition (fantasy sports, supporting the correct political candidate, telling the time, etc.) and gets dominated regularly, but continues to make up stats that never existed, even though they can be easily disproven.
Usually characterized by being terrible at any fact or metric-based competition (fantasy sports, supporting the correct political candidate, telling the time, etc.) and gets dominated regularly, but continues to make up stats that never existed, even though they can be easily disproven.
Guy 1: That guy lost really, really badly.
Guy 2: Woah, he really Shilted the bed.
Guy 1: Yeah, even though it can be easily proven with facts, he'll probably still deny it. In all caps.
Girl 1: Let's ask that guy for directions.
Girl 2: Nah, I already asked him where the store was. He said it was on the moon with the illegals who voted for Hillary and Obama's hidden birth certificate.
Girl 1: Dang, what a Shilt.
Guy 2: Woah, he really Shilted the bed.
Guy 1: Yeah, even though it can be easily proven with facts, he'll probably still deny it. In all caps.
Girl 1: Let's ask that guy for directions.
Girl 2: Nah, I already asked him where the store was. He said it was on the moon with the illegals who voted for Hillary and Obama's hidden birth certificate.
Girl 1: Dang, what a Shilt.
by Malachi_Constant April 18, 2017