Shoalton

Shoalton is a Titty Monster. Since he eats only blue footed boobies, peeing is the only way to keep him away from your JUNK!!
Shoalton will only turn gay at night. When he is gay he will steal makeup and clothes to put them up his butt. his best friend is Jimmy the rapist. If you approach the Titty Monster, he will SHART on his hands and start raping a monkey (he's learning from Jimmy the rapist).

MOMMY: "Shoalton stop stripping!"
HIM: NO mommy! It's what I like!!!"

Shoalton by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K August 26, 2017

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shalton

Someone who has a big ass dick and is a women's dream

Girls do you know my boyfriend shalton pipes me down every night

shalton by Shalton July 1, 2017

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sholatone

It means "Paranoia is the leading cause of paranoia."
To find yourself worried about something simply because someone else is worried about it or you've seen something that relates to your situation.

When you are paranoid and there is no real reason to be paranoid.

person 1: Hey man, I think Jane's going to break up with me because she's been eating more than usual.

person 2: Sholatone dude!

person 1: What do you mean?

person 2: Your last girlfriend ate more right before she broke up with you so now you think Jane is doing the same thing.

person 1: I guess you're right.... Sholatone.

sholatone by TSander March 25, 2014

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Shalton

A person who is genuine and lovable.Always finds a way to solve her own problems and stives to make those around her happy

Having Shalton as a friend is a blessing

Shalton by Gfjdkevsjdjheksos November 22, 2021

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Shalton

The Greatest Man To Ever Live He will be ome his families FIRST BILLIONARE and will be renowned

Shalton is so rich

Shalton by BiggestDickOnMars January 17, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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