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Shoalton is a Titty Monster. Since he eats only blue footed boobies, peeing is the only way to keep him away from your JUNK!!
Shoalton will only turn gay at night. When he is gay he will steal makeup and clothes to put them up his butt. his best friend is Jimmy the rapist. If you approach the Titty Monster, he will SHART on his hands and start raping a monkey (he's learning from Jimmy the rapist).
MOMMY: "Shoalton stop stripping!"
HIM: NO mommy! It's what I like!!!"
by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K August 26, 2017
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