Shoalton

Shoalton is a Titty Monster. Since he eats only blue footed boobies, peeing is the only way to keep him away from your JUNK!!
Shoalton will only turn gay at night. When he is gay he will steal makeup and clothes to put them up his butt. his best friend is Jimmy the rapist. If you approach the Titty Monster, he will SHART on his hands and start raping a monkey (he's learning from Jimmy the rapist).

MOMMY: "Shoalton stop stripping!"
HIM: NO mommy! It's what I like!!!"

Shoalton by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K August 26, 2017

shalton 

Someone who has a big ass dick and is a women's dream

Girls do you know my boyfriend shalton pipes me down every night

shalton by Shalton July 1, 2017

sholatone 

It means "Paranoia is the leading cause of paranoia."
To find yourself worried about something simply because someone else is worried about it or you've seen something that relates to your situation.

When you are paranoid and there is no real reason to be paranoid.

person 1: Hey man, I think Jane's going to break up with me because she's been eating more than usual.

person 2: Sholatone dude!

person 1: What do you mean?

person 2: Your last girlfriend ate more right before she broke up with you so now you think Jane is doing the same thing.

person 1: I guess you're right.... Sholatone.

sholatone by TSander March 25, 2014

Shalton 

A person who is genuine and lovable.Always finds a way to solve her own problems and stives to make those around her happy

Having Shalton as a friend is a blessing

Shalton by Gfjdkevsjdjheksos November 22, 2021

Shalton 

The Greatest Man To Ever Live He will be ome his families FIRST BILLIONARE and will be renowned

Shalton is so rich

Shalton by BiggestDickOnMars January 17, 2022