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Shoalton is a Titty Monster. Since he eats only blue footed boobies, peeing is the only way to keep him away from your JUNK!!
Shoalton will only turn gay at night. When he is gay he will steal makeup and clothes to put them up his butt. his best friend is Jimmy the rapist. If you approach the Titty Monster, he will SHART on his hands and start raping a monkey (he's learning from Jimmy the rapist).
MOMMY: "Shoalton stop stripping!"
HIM: NO mommy! It's what I like!!!"
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Someone who has a big ass dick and is a women's dream
Girls do you know my boyfriend shalton pipes me down every night
shalton by Shalton July 1, 2017
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sholatone 

It means "Paranoia is the leading cause of paranoia."
To find yourself worried about something simply because someone else is worried about it or you've seen something that relates to your situation.

When you are paranoid and there is no real reason to be paranoid.
person 1: Hey man, I think Jane's going to break up with me because she's been eating more than usual.

person 2: Sholatone dude!

person 1: What do you mean?

person 2: Your last girlfriend ate more right before she broke up with you so now you think Jane is doing the same thing.

person 1: I guess you're right.... Sholatone.
sholatone by TSander March 25, 2014
A person who is genuine and lovable.Always finds a way to solve her own problems and stives to make those around her happy
Having Shalton as a friend is a blessing
Shalton by Gfjdkevsjdjheksos November 22, 2021
The Greatest Man To Ever Live He will be ome his families FIRST BILLIONARE and will be renowned
Shalton is so rich
Shalton by BiggestDickOnMars January 17, 2022
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026