schwasted

when your get so drunk you trying to proclaim yourself "super wasted" but can only mutter the single word SCHWASTED

dude bro man, last party i banged 32 biotches and got schwasted! (high five and butt slaps follow among ultimate bros and frats)

by alokaler November 1, 2010

Sheasted

When it's 5am at Shea's Tavern in Reno, you've been there since 4pm in the afternoon... And you have become the alcohol

"You missed work today, what happened?

I got Sheasted, and just regained consciousness

by Rob the Mick March 1, 2019

feng schwasted

When a surrounding harmonious atmosphere is encouraging of a state of intoxication

"The girl in the kitchen with the pink skirt and holding a colorful bottle of vodka made Bob feel like getting feng schwasted."

by Michael Donnelly November 26, 2007

Shwasted

Drunk, wasted, intoxicated

I'm effin shwasted dudes!!!

by Niki-K October 7, 2007

shwigity shwasted

yet another word used for a state of inebriation

I'm so fucking shwigity shwasted right now I just peed on the steps of the chruch over there....whoops!!!

by Tiffers October 3, 2005

shwasted

an extreme state of drunkeness. combination of the words shitty and wasted.

I got totally shwasted last night at that crazy party.

by Susan Fragiacomo December 17, 2008

Shwasted

Shwasted is a mix of being s.h.i.t faced and wasted. its awesome.

Hey adri.
Yes mickela.
I am so Shwasted!
Wat?
I am SHWASTED!
Oh i forgot wat that ment.

by thatpsychogirl May 6, 2010