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shitcan

1. A waste or garbage can. 2. The act of throwing something away.
1. Before you go home back up everything on your computer, set the alarm and empty your shitcan in the dumpster. 2. Shitcan that promotion recommendation for Mr Dovetonsils, he didn't empty his shitcan last night and we're shitcanning him.
by harry flashman July 19, 2003
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shitcunt

fuck off you little shitcunt!!
by BRADCTFC November 1, 2011
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shitcan

To suddenly have one's job position terminated. See Dead Like Me, Adaired and Devil's Spawn.
"You're shitcanning me, just like that?"

"For what he did to Dead Like Me, Showtime should consider shitcanning Robert Greenblatt."
by Mason December 30, 2004
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shitcunt

An extreme breed of cunt; the asshole, as a cunt. Unlike "cunt," "shitcunt" is free of gender implication/application.
"He is a complete shitcunt."
by earthen biscuit February 4, 2008
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Shitcunt

The most uber stupid, idiotic twat you know.
Leroy is a shitcunt
by Doug November 8, 2003
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Shitonmydick

N. - An interchangeable word with "Darn", "Rats!" or "Shoot!". Generally an expression used to convey aggravation or anger.
"Oh, SHITONMYDICK! I think I just lost my phone...."

"Oh my god, we just missed the last train! Shitonmydick."
by Clynnroff October 20, 2009
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Shitcock

Shitcock has no literal meaning. It is a noun, verb, and adjective Can be used in anyway possible. Can be used as an insult, compliment, or just to break the awkward silence of a room. Founder of the word is the one and only motherfacking COLBY CHEEEZE!!!
Ex.1:
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"

Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
by COLBY CHEEEEZE October 30, 2011
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