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Shitshot

A person whose eyes balls are brown instead of white!
How can she talk about anyone with those SHITSHOT brown ass eyeballs!!!
by MissMe80 May 21, 2019
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Shitshooter

The forceful eruption of ones anus in which the pounds per square inch is so great it will peel the flesh from the bone.
I decapitated Big Laqeesha with my powerful shitshooter.
by New guy November 29, 2019
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not my monkey not my shit show

not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show
by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin September 5, 2023
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Shit Show

A former longtime Wells Fargo consumer bank employee in the Minneapolis region, who also spoke on the condition of anonymity, described a "cutthroat" environment that caused employees to fear for their job and make "bad ethical choices."
"It was a real shit show over there," he said.
by Izumrud April 11, 2017
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shit show

Person who is extremely intoxicated on a regular basis. Said person blacks out often and is difficult to find in fraternity parties due to their inebriation
That Rose sure was a shit show last night. She was sooo drunk
by zuggs March 25, 2004
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Shit show

The annual holiday gathering of friends - with copious amounts of alcohol (specifically scotch) that lead to ridiculous stories eventual passing out fully dressed (including shoes)...
It'a going to be a shit show when Brian and Brenda come- 3 bottles of Scotch may not be enough!
by Supersass December 26, 2016
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Broadway Shit Show

A type of shit show (see also: shitshow) that is distinctive due to the clear lack of morality and blatant disregard for consequences for actions that is exhibited by all involved. (Preferably brought about by copious amounts of alcohol)

This alcohol must be dangerously delicious and also violently colorful to stimulate the senses accordingly.

“Broadway” is simply to denote the absolute and total debauchery that will undoubtedly permeate the atmosphere (might be mistaken by one's nose as the smell of random sex and fruity vodka). This takes its roots from the connotation that a Broadway show is the epitome of showmanship and live entertainment.

There can be no rules at all for behavior, except those put in place to keep traditional morals out of everyone's minds. Ex) All drink and all clothes must disappear by 2am.

A Broadway Shit Show should be impromptu, but can be planned as long as this planning does not detract from the shenanigans that must occur to earn the gathering this exclusive title.

The only real rule for a Broadway Shit Show, (hence why you probably haven't heard of one before), is that Fight Club rules apply.
::This means that this particular type of shit show must be a total secret to all except the participants, 40% or more forgotten due to imminent head injury (be it physical or chemical), and last but not least completely out of any reasonable human being's comfort zone (hence the likeness to Fight Club's supposed mind cleansing properties).
Dude last night was a TOTAL Broadway Shit Show. And i cannot believe that it was all her idea.
by ISwearItsNotMe July 6, 2010
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