shard hunter

A person who searches for pieces of crystal meth, usually for hours on end on their hand and knees.

(1)What is wrong with you? Stop that! Fucking shard hunter.
(2)Eva looks so hurting when shes shard hunting.

by Jib Jonez jr. June 15, 2011

Shard Patrol

The act of searching every last cubic millimeter for a microscopic amount of jib in any area where crystal meth has been smoked.
A Shard Hunter.

(1) Wheres Danny? Hes in the garage on Shard Partol!

(2) Wow it must be so Hurtt!! Every time they get high they go on Shard Patrol

by J-j-jibby Jonez June 15, 2011

Shardel

The best mommy in the world. :)

My mom is a Shardel.

by lkinnz November 26, 2011

shardle

The goo from a wet fart.

That fart was so wet it made a shardle

by tootergoober November 21, 2016

Shard farming

The act of digging in the carpet, usually by a tweaker, in search of small fragments of methamphetamine that were dropped. In most cases there is no methamphetamine found. A sure sign that this has occurred is nice, neat, little piles of trash several feet from one another on the carpet that have been raked up by the tweaker while on his or her conquest.

Carl, get out of the goddamn floor! Quit shard farming! You didn't drop any dope!

by Wurm82 November 30, 2018

Shard Barbie

( shard barbie ) A fancy dirtleg without diseases. The "SB" has her own sack of shards and has a place to go when she is done fuckin with you

She's ain't a dirtleg she's a shard barbie

by Zoskee November 16, 2019

Shardool

Tech bro who is extremely chaotic. Calls himself a commie but also literally works in big tech but also has great takes but also behaves like a gym bro but would also voluntarily live in a state like Texas but also behaves like a hippie

Wow! Sounds like something Shardool would do

by Orangecat555 November 23, 2021