noise shard

A sharp, piercing sound that assaults one's ear like a projectile.

"Dude, turn down your ringer! You just lodged a noise shard in my ear."

by Anna LeStache January 13, 2010

Shard Whore

A Female that will do Sexual Favors just to get a high off of methamphetamine.

Man 1: damn man you see that bangin' chick over there?

Man 2: Hell yea, too bad shes a Shard Whore

by Ima2miner May 27, 2009

poop shards

1. When you take an unusually sharp shit. So sharp that it comes out wearing a tux, a top hat and a monocle.

2. Mr. hanky all dolled up.

1. Before my fundraiser last night, I dropped a few poop shards and decided last minute to allow the fanciest one to accompany me as my date. We turned heads.

by Mackerel shit storm February 9, 2014

Shards

Slang for Crystal Meth

Those are some good ass shards!

by Justin Henderson July 29, 2003

Shard

A piece of crystal meth, a psychedelic stimulant, named for the shard-like crystals. Has nothing to do with shitting in your pants while farting, that's shart.

He deals some good shards, want a fix?

by Colder May 7, 2011

shard nard

1. a tweaker

2. slang term for meth

That dude is a shard nard.

by Dertty December 7, 2005

Shear

An expression of superiority used by many males and some females on their partners after sexual intercourse. The superior person urinates all over his or hers companion, degrading them, making them feel the inferior person in the relationship. Sometimes used for recreational purposes.

Dude, she wigged me out, i had just pulled a Lord Byron on her and then she asked me to Shear her, so I had to run.

by Alex Sklar May 24, 2004