shwasted

a term originally derived in western Pennsylvania used to describe the act of consuming large quantities of alcohol, followed by begging a friend to drive to Sheetz, a local gas station famous for great late night food.
Contrary to popular belief, the term does not have origin in the combination of "shit-faced" and "wasted".

A shwasted night ain't done without at least three of those Jr. Burgers for 99 cents.

by Dank Deez April 25, 2008

shwasted

Being stoned and wasted simultaneously

After hitting the bong and drinking a six pack I was feeling very shwasted.

by Juan Encarnacion May 25, 2007

Shwasted

Being so hammered drunk that you are both shitfaced and waisted at the same time. (sh-wasted)

Dude last night I drank like 34 beers and got shwasted.

by I know the lingo December 28, 2007

schwasted

when your get so drunk you trying to proclaim yourself "super wasted" but can only mutter the single word SCHWASTED

dude bro man, last party i banged 32 biotches and got schwasted! (high five and butt slaps follow among ultimate bros and frats)

by alokaler November 1, 2010

Sheasted

When it's 5am at Shea's Tavern in Reno, you've been there since 4pm in the afternoon... And you have become the alcohol

"You missed work today, what happened?

I got Sheasted, and just regained consciousness

by Rob the Mick March 1, 2019

feng schwasted

When a surrounding harmonious atmosphere is encouraging of a state of intoxication

"The girl in the kitchen with the pink skirt and holding a colorful bottle of vodka made Bob feel like getting feng schwasted."

by Michael Donnelly November 26, 2007

Shwasted

Drunk, wasted, intoxicated

I'm effin shwasted dudes!!!

by Niki-K October 7, 2007