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wormy screwter

The sexual process whereby a man penetrates a woman with a distinctive circular motion in his hips, giving a wormy screwter feeling to the woman involved
"I gave her a good wormy screwtering last night. She loved it".
by ybot66 February 27, 2008
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screwed in the ass

to be totally fucked over; to be completely shafted
I got an F on exam; I am not totally screwed in the ass.
by anonymous December 21, 2003
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screwed up

music slowed to slowed tempo,creating a surreal sound a kind of dillusional state of mind. popular in the city of houston, tex aka screwston... made popular by the late great DJ SKREW..
all my music is screwed up...
you got the screwed up version of that slim thugga cd...
by C-MO July 28, 2005
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man, are we screwed

What will happen if we keep slowly destroying the Earth.
"Global warming, greenhouse gasses and pollution are destroying the Earth!"
"Man, are we screwed."
by Jonah Rowley November 14, 2004
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screwed, blued and tattooed

All the definitions I've seen here have a positive connotation, which is completely wrong. The phrase has always had a very definite negative connotation, and means to be supremely screwed, screwed beyond all comprehension. The original phrase was "screwed, blewed and tattooed".

"Screwed" essentially means "cheated" here, much as it does today.

"Blewed" meant "lost or been robbed of". The word's origin is from the German "blauen" so it's actually related to "blue", not "blew", and meant that something had vanished (into the blue). (According to "A Dictionary of Slang, Jargon & Cant" By Charles Godfrey Leland, published in 1889.)

"Tattooed" refers here to a beating with very rapid blows, in the same sense as a military tattoo, which is a rapid pattern on a drum.

So, the phrase literally meant "cheated, robbed and beaten".
I invested my life's savings in a fraudulent investment scam, and now I'm screwed, blued and tattooed.
by lhitch November 21, 2010
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screweduppiness

such a state of screwed up that fubar, fumtu, bohica, and snafu all rolled into one don't even cover it
A situation of screweduppiness could be: You and your lady are getting it on in your room, when your mom walks in, and instead of getting mad, tries to join in.
by kramnelladoow April 17, 2007
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Screwed

1.I knew I was screwed when I broke my phone and killed my parrot
by Phornjx June 15, 2018
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