Schmaingly

That one guy at work that fucks everything and screws everything up. Schmaingly mainly works at Area 51 but doesn’t even work minimum wage. He has a cheese fetish and likes watching Bill Nye the science guy.

Hey who the fuck pressed ‘yes’ for self-destruction?
Oh Schmaingly did.

Son of a bitch Schmaingly

by Miercom April 10, 2020

Pain Schmain

The jewish way of saying "hurting"

Mostletoff!! Fuck that Pain schmain

by Jonny December 28, 2004

couple's coma

When people in a cozy relationship stop wanting to go out and just want to snuggle indoors. Sometimes associated with ignoring friends' messages or cancelling social engagements. Kind of like hibernation for people that are in love. Can get worse during winter.

Antonym: Single's Stamina

Ugh, Ben and Alex are in such a couple's coma! It's impossible to get them to commit to anything and when they do come out they always leave before midnight!

by rabbit4 May 22, 2018

Schmickle schmackle

You can use this word for someone very attractive and hot.

Yo look at that dude he is totally schmickle schmackle

by piunut July 4, 2020

Schmagoogle

To play a Role Playing game, and beg for cash.

Dude, I schmagoogled that nigga for 500 gold!

by Jamie555 August 8, 2006

schmaelz

The kid who picked his nose in Caddy Shack and then ate it.

Nice pick, Schmaelz!!

by navillus March 31, 2004

schmaffle

a waffle and smore combine. a waffle with chocolate and marshmellows roasted in the oven. created by bits and griffs.

"heyy were coming over tonight, make some schmaffles!!"

by ndependentcutie September 4, 2006