Schmempo

A slur for disabled German people

Pronounced: Sh-mem-po

That kid over there in the wheelchair is a schmempo.

by Gruntius The Large April 4, 2023

Schwump

The act of maneuvering a motor vehicle in such a manner that could be considered “cutting someone off” if it was not so well executed. Often accompanied by the operator of the motor vehicle executing the maneuver exclaiming, “Schwump!”

Hold on, I’m going to Schwump right on in front here to make our turn… Schwump!

Bro tried to Schwump and totally failed.

by GoatCantEven February 18, 2024

schempadore

A ridiculous hair style similar to Johnny Neutron with a flat cut.

William looks like such a tool with his Schempadore

by bmaxx March 29, 2024

Schwephead

Someone who loves Schweppes a bit too much, Just means they're an absolute nonce who loves a glass of lemonade

Barry: "I absolutely love Schweppes lemonade!"
Barbara: "Ew, Barry, You absolute Schwephead"
Barry: "Shut up, Barbara, You love stinky cheesy noncey toes"

by IABSOLUTELYLOVEOLDMEN June 10, 2025

Side Schwerpcing

To use a friend's influence with a person with the intention of sleeping with them.

He's been side schwerpcing all evening.

by FuriousHelm September 26, 2009