Shlarking

The act of slapping a weiner on someones face in hopes that they do something with it.

"I was shlarking her last night. She knew exactly what to do"

by Percyboi March 30, 2024

schlongingdingle

german term for deez nutz

big schlongingdingle

by joanbiden August 2, 2024

schlooging

Urinating in someone’s sexual reproductive organ or rectum.

“I was schlooging with that girl last night”

by pizzaguy27 May 7, 2024

Shloking

Shloking is slang for stroking, which in itself is slang for male masturbation

“I heard he was shloking it on the bus”

by Jiñe dicer April 16, 2025

Shloking

Shloking is slang for stroking

“I can’t believe he was shloking it on the bus”

by Jiñe dicer April 16, 2025

Schmocking it

Someone who looks like spock who is jerking it.

Woww I just caught Shawn schmocking it in the bathroom wearing his blue coat.

by SCHMOCKING IT May 1, 2025

schlinking it (triangle style)

Where 3 of the bros stand in a triangle and hold eachothers schlongs in their palms, gripping firmly and begin to rub foreskins while *shlanking* eachother off (crazy style)

John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."

by TheMathsDebater6969 January 23, 2026