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Shlarking

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The act of slapping a weiner on someones face in hopes that they do something with it.
"I was shlarking her last night. She knew exactly what to do"
by Percyboi March 30, 2024
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schlongingdingle

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big schlongingdingle
by joanbiden August 2, 2024
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schlooging

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“I was schlooging with that girl last night
by pizzaguy27 May 7, 2024
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Shloking

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Shloking is slang for stroking, which in itself is slang for male masturbation
I heard he was shloking it on the bus
by Jiñe dicer April 16, 2025
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Shloking

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Shloking is slang for stroking
I can’t believe he was shloking it on the bus
by Jiñe dicer April 16, 2025
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Schmocking it

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Someone who looks like spock who is jerking it.
Woww I just caught Shawn schmocking it in the bathroom wearing his blue coat.
by SCHMOCKING IT May 1, 2025
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Where 3 of the bros stand in a triangle and hold eachothers schlongs in their palms, gripping firmly and begin to rub foreskins while *shlanking* eachother off (crazy style)
John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."
by TheMathsDebater6969 January 23, 2026
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