scampede

A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.

Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.

My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.

by dookeyboy March 19, 2011

Scaper

A devoted fan of the science fiction television show Farscape.

Jon is quite a Scaper.

by Tom E. Pinkerton November 18, 2002

stamper

smacking a girl in the face with a hard dick so hard that a red mark appears in the shape of the head of the penis

kathwack! I just stamped you

by Tim February 24, 2005

bingo stamper

When a male has some cum dribble on the tip of his penis, he smacks it on the forehead of his female (or male) companion and yells "BINGO!!!"

She sure was pissed off when I gave here a bingo stamper when her mom was visting.

by Spewie Lewis June 20, 2003

shampers

The act of depositing one's ejaculate into another's hair and rubbing it into a lather. Commonly a homosexual act.

Instead of letting it run down Ron's ass crack, Cliff gave Ron the shampers.

by Rodney P McLauglin July 6, 2006

scapper

Urban San Diego slang for somebody being a punk or is,bullshitter,ridiculous,hardcore hating or hater

it must be the clothes im wearing cuzz they scapping me.

Theres straight scappers in this club tonight but fuck them im get all the honeys

man you owe me a 100 dollaz what u trying to do scap me?

by mukaram April 18, 2008

scamerson

A portmanteau originating genealogically from the East Anglia area. Defines both the nature and family name of an ancestral line, historically sited as being comprised of scallywags, liars, cheats and scam artists. Replacing the first two letters E and M with its Rhyming replacement Scam provides the surname with the usually mentioned adjective attributed to such a historical lineage of pathological lying that its considered a family trait, not just what is suggested with today's members of the Emmerson line such as mentioned in descriptions of the name Luke, when that definition is given to represent a twat that cheats and misogynies venerable women and girls for personal kicks and to obtain secret media to post on to internet porn sites without female consent or permission, not so much a peeping tom but a taping twat

Why did you expect the truth when you knew Luke was a scamerson.

by Mr Soggy June 10, 2015