Pamper Scamper

The shuffling walk you do with your pants and underwear around your ankles when you realize you shit yourself and need to locate a good place to escape your soiled predicament

That fart was more than I bargained for, I pulled down my pants to see it indeed was more than fart, it was my lunch, I pamper scampered to the bathroom, removed all my shame and took a shower.

by Levy Gravy January 5, 2011

Nigerian Scammer

The man that called you about your solar panels or computer last night aka Jared from the irs

The Nigerian scammer stole my credit card info

by TheJeffOnaterSaid September 25, 2019

keqing scammer files

keqing scammer files. a server on discord.com to report scammers

contains ☝🏾🤓

have you heard about the newest report in keqing scammer files / ksf? 😱

by nyima April 24, 2023

Scamburger

Getting a hotdog instead of a burger.

Jones: I just bought a burger but they gave me a hotdog!

Charles: Man, you just bought a scamburger!

by jim frowning September 25, 2020

Shamber

a person who has a vag like the grand canyon and fucks a lot of people.

That hoe right there is a total shamber.

by The Cha-Cha October 3, 2008

Scabber

A female who is often engaged in the nefarious acts of using her femininity to gain ascendancy in a relationship - generally to siphon off the targets material belongings into her own possession. (A derivation of scabbing, the art of acquiring things from other people through legitimate requests).

Andrea the scabber saw the horde of subway stamps that the venerable hero of the story had amassed and immediately set forth using her most pleading tone (better used for begging sex) in order to secure a "small percentage" of his stash.

by Terrence Travesty November 1, 2005

Scamvertise

An advertisement that is meant to scam or trick you into buying or believing something just so whoever is running the ads can profit from it.

I just saw a scamvertisement for scientology.

by the big meme February 10, 2018