scraffle

to ransack through miscellaneous items and eventually destroy them.

my ferret has a uncontrollable desire to scraffle everything in his path.

by Mermaid420 May 3, 2011

Spaffled

When you're extremely perplexed and disappointed at the same time.

I was spaffled you read this definition.

by FaZe Failure July 29, 2018

Fisherman's Scuffle

The act of sodomising a freshly caught fish, usually taking place in a secluded area by the side of a river or canal.

e.g I caught a whopping fresh water perch when i went fishing this morning, at least 8 feet long it was. I was so exited, I simply had to take it into the shrubbery for a fisherman's scuffle

by Big Daddy Fu April 16, 2011

snaffle

To snort or sniff an intoxicating substance, usually an opiate.

Did you snaffle that entire 80?

by weegee August 11, 2005

Swaffler

Slang term used to define an individual whos actions are make it appear that they have switched (waffled) their sexual preferences. More often than not a man or woman who appears to their friends to have recently flipped their sexual preferences from heterosexual to homosexual.

"Man did you see jimbos shirt? yup pink, he's a swaffler"

"that hot chick was on bruce's dick all night and he didn't hit that? yup, hes a swaffler"

by Santacrawz December 23, 2006

Swaffle

The most unusual method of drinking which involves very little movement of the throat muscles, however, the quantity of beverage consumed per second is vast

"Don't swaffle all of the beer too quickly, you'll get hiccoughs!!! ... and wasted"

by IngleBear December 1, 2006

Saffles

Someone who is described of having the short end of the stick. A potential down-syndrome client. A douchebag of high caliber. Considered being one of the greatest insults to be given next to being called "retarded"

Guy 1: Dude, you know what you're acting like right now? You're acting like a saffles.

Guy 2:...Don't you ever call me that ever again.

by UAC Mars Research Team November 7, 2010