When a group of people are all moving in one direction, like into a bar or concert, the one or two people who are moving in the opposite direction of the crowd bumping into everyone and getting in the way, like a salmon swimming upstream.
example 1:
"this guy just bumped into me and made me spill my beer, what a fucking crowd salmon"
example 2:
person 1 "whats this guys problem, hes getting in everyones way"
person 2 "hes a god damn crowd salmon, he loves it"
"this guy just bumped into me and made me spill my beer, what a fucking crowd salmon"
example 2:
person 1 "whats this guys problem, hes getting in everyones way"
person 2 "hes a god damn crowd salmon, he loves it"
by coolguy406 June 7, 2010
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He can be a little bit grumpy sometimes. Becomes a sourpuss from little things that other people probably wouldn’t even notice.
Still, when it comes to his lover, he has a heart bigger than anyone on this planet. He will spend his life looking for someone to give all his love to. He won’t ever do them wrong. He will always be there.
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This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.
This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.
I had to fuck her anally as she had cheesey salmon slots.
Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots
Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots
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