spork

the act of spooning that leads into the act of porking.

A quiet night of cuddling in front of the TV led to a vigorous late-night spork.

by mothershed October 23, 2007

spork

I-- a utensil used for eating// part spoon and part fork
II-- a dorky nickname for the one you love
III-- a sexual act in which 2 american girls and 1 british boy are involved in
IV-- a feeling of unsettled facts between friends, or a fight

a- "I always use a spork at KFC."
b- "You are spork, and I'm your kfork."
c- "Did you hear about that Alex and those girls? Dude, they sporked!"
d- "What's wrong? I just sporked my friend."

by Samanthaaaa&Cadyyyy March 8, 2008

Spork

gay spooning (between two or more males)

-ing (The act of spooning except between 2 or more males)

Roy: "Dude I wanna do something fun tonight."

Brian: "Like what?"

Roy: "Wanna try sporking again like last night?"

Brian: "Ok just go easy this time, remember ur my first."

by PimpMasta C January 1, 2009

spork

a salad fork. you know it's kind of like a sppon with pointy bits

i used a spork to get all this salad on my plate

by salad finger October 23, 2007

Spork

The act of placing one's scrut onto the forehead of another individual. Typically, the individual receiving the spork (one who is sporked) is surprised by the fact that the spork takes place.

Jimmy passed out on the bed the other night - he was so unconscious that three dudes sporked him and he never flinched. I can't believe they got their scruts right on his face!

by Jared A. June 23, 2007

spork

butt fuck, anal sex, inserting a penis into a butt hole...u get it

My boyfriend and I sporked last night and it really hurt.

by poiuyt July 24, 2008

Spork

the combination of the joiing of a fork and a spoon.

"They dont have forks and spoons, only sporks."

"OMG Becky! He sporked me last night!"

by K-Faye February 18, 2008