I-- a utensil used for eating// part spoon and part fork
II-- a dorky nickname for the one you love
III-- a sexual act in which 2 american girls and 1 british boy are involved in
IV-- a feeling of unsettled facts between friends, or a fight
a- "I always use a spork at KFC."
b- "You are spork, and I'm your kfork."
c- "Did you hear about that Alex and those girls? Dude, they sporked!"
d- "What's wrong? I just sporked my friend."
The act of placing one's scrut onto the forehead of another individual. Typically, the individual receiving the spork (one who is sporked) is surprised by the fact that the spork takes place.
Jimmy passed out on the bed the other night - he was so unconscious that three dudes sporked him and he never flinched. I can't believe they got their scruts right on his face!