sleeping giant

Penis on its dormant state. A flaccid schlong.

Don't snuggle too much honey.. it's too early in the morning you might awaken a "sleeping giant".

by CyberJake July 26, 2005

sleeping bag pussy

When a pussy has been fucked and stretched out so much that after she is done, and you happen to be the last guy of possibly hundreds getting some of that, you crawl up inside of it and then go to sleep. That way you sleep all night and stay warm wrapped up in her droopy ass beef curtains. In extreme cases, one will be able to pitch a 2-3 man tent inside the pussy.

Our county fair only has one ride, and her name is Sally. This year I was the last one in line, and when I was done she let me hang out and sleep in her sleeping bag pussy. I never slept better, and never got cold all night, even with all the puddles of spooge surrounding me.

by Mike -Hunt January 16, 2008

Sleeping in the Closet

After a drunken night of boozing and fist pumping, a man or transvestite asks if you're interested in some free sex. In a drunken haze, you might not understand, and let it happen.

Did you hear? We caught him sleeping in the closet, butt-naked, with his thumb in his mouth!

by corncorncorncornorncorn January 24, 2011

Sleeping Together

Having a spiritual union of sleeping through the class together in a collective way.

The classroom was sleeping together at the 19th Century Poetry class.

by INDEKILLA April 11, 2018

sleeping together

When two people are engaging in sexual intercourse

Jessica: So, are you sleeping together?
Angela: Yeah... But keep it quiet, I don't want everyone to know that I'm having sex with Jack

by thegirlintheflowertattoo July 26, 2012

sleeping dragon

While a person is asleep, you ejaculate into their nose.

Yo, I gave my roomate a sleeping dragon last night. It was hilarious.

by nm February 6, 2004

Sleeping sex

The act of "sneaking" into sex with someone sleeping. As a female pursuing this act, this would involve "getting on top" and eventually waking "up" her partner, something he may enjoy. As a male pursuing this act, it could go very wrong and be considered borderline rape.

Suzy was horny in the middle of the night, but her husband wouldn't wake up. She preceded to get him hard enough while he was still asleep to begin having sleeping sex with him. He eventually woke up to this, pleasantly surprised!

by WHAMABAMA February 7, 2012