face sanding

(V.)A girl grinding a mans face so fucking hard his nose starts to sand off and become flat

1.Bro 1- what did you and Amy do last night bro?
Bro 2- she sanded my face bro!

2. Jeb and Amy do a lot of face sanding.

by Callmekieth October 12, 2016

Minister of Resources and Spending

A satirical or humorous acronym expansion created as a playful parody of the traditional title "Mrs." used for married women. In this context, "MRS" is humorously reimagined to stand for "Minister of Resources and Spending," implying a lighthearted association between married individuals and their roles as decision-makers or managers of household resources and expenditures. This parody acronym is not an official or conventional title but is employed for comedic effect or commentary on the responsibilities often associated with married life.

Used Car Salesman: So, my man, are you going to buy the Delorean today? It won't last long!

Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.

by gonzobrains September 13, 2023

wet sanding

Wet sanding is the sexual in nature. It involves a man and a women or 2 men. This must be done at a beach in which one partener performs felatio on a penis and that individual puts their penis in the sand and then penetrates a vagina or an anus

I was wet sanding the shit out of nasty Nate while he was watching the sun rise.

by Eurotrashrabbit October 4, 2013

Seeding Porn

When one has finished downloading porn/pr0n and leave the files available so other may download (upload) said porn from you. Usually done with bit torrent and helps to boost your uplaod download ratio on particular trackers. Most sites enforce a ratio policy so others can get what they want and not have leechers.
As you can watch porn while seeding porn not only are you sharing the love - you can still feel good afterwoods!

"I need to get my ratio back up to 1:1"
"Dude, seed your porn"

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"I keep my ratio healthy by seeding porn"

by Adz0rz September 27, 2005

Offense spending

The enormous budget of the Pentagram in DC. It is used to put troops in 120 nations in 700 bases. It is justified with continuous scare tactics of bin Boogeyman and underwear bombers.

The Repukes want to cut government spending but refuse to cut Offense spending.

by Kopernikus November 7, 2010

Seeding

When a woman 'accidentally' leaves a small belonging at a mans house in order to have an excuse to return in the future.

Prime examples are jewellery and hair tying devices.

Man this girl is definitely seeding me, I found a tube of lipstick down the couch and her lucky bracelet under my bed.

by Dr. Novice May 28, 2018

Spending Freeze

Word used in political forums to play down the lack of ability to accomplish tasks and hide the facts from the public. Made popular by President Barack Obama.

Obama: "I'm initiating a spending freeze for the FY2012 budget."
Reporter: "Then why does the budget deficit increase by 400 b-b-b-b-billion dollars?"

by Obamanidiot March 2, 2011