Rusty Shackleford

Alias used by the government paranoid Dale Gribble, Hank Hill's friend on the animated series 'King of the Hill'. He also claims to own Shackleford's birth certificate.

"No, wait! Rusty Shackleford wants a pizza!" - Dale Gribble

by AngeFaitore November 13, 2004

rusty piggie

the act of inserting ones toe (piggy) into anothers anus. pref the big toe

sally squeeled as chad gave her the rusty piggie last night..she returned the favor with a rusty trombone.

by sqeelingpiggy69 June 24, 2009

Rusty Crustacean

The Rusty Crustacean is a sexual act where; a female lays on her back and her partner puts their thumb inside the vagina and four remaining fingers inside the anus of the female. Then, the partner squeezes their fingers together (reenacting the movement a crustacean's claws make when closing) causing fluctuation of the vaginal and anal region of the female. Maximum pleasure is promised if performed correctly.

Dude, I totally gave Candice the ol' Rusty Crustacean last night... She loved it.

by Nick Buhlugahorn April 13, 2015

Rusty Dangles

A nickname for a guy who hasn't been laid in a long period of time.

How's it hanging Rusty Dangles?

by BallzofSteele April 27, 2010

Rusty Propeller

The Rusty Propeller is a popular alcoholic drink of the Lehigh Valley. First created in 2009 at Lehigh University by an undergraduate it contains 24 oz of water, 6 oz of vodka, and two instant propel packets. It is traditionally berry flavored and served in a nalgene, but there have been many variations in flavor and drinking container since its creation in 2009. The Rusty Propeller is famous for its smooth taste, and ability to get individuals very intoxicated while simultaneously keeping them hydrated. This is an essential factor in preventing hangovers and the ability to wake up the next morning refreshed and ready to party again.

Nick: What is the best drink ever?
Andrew: Rusty Propellers!

by AJF312 June 29, 2010

Rusty Medina

A sexual act that involves copious amounts of alcohol and ugly women. Usually, but not always, without consent. As made famous by Small Town Murder podcast.

“Get back in there and give her the ol’ Rusty Medina”

by MissJF May 17, 2018

rusty trombone

When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone...with a 'rusty', brown mouthpiece.

Carol introduced Bob to the rusty trombone when she stuck her tounge in his ass and tugged on his cock.

by Charlie Foxtrott September 12, 2009