dining room table

A total ignoramus when it comes to debating or discussing logically during a political discourse

Congressman Barney Frank : "Trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table."

by yankhadenuf September 13, 2009

Emergency Room Drunk

The kind of serious drunk you get on New Years Eve or Saint Patty's day. So drunk you have to go to the Emergency Room due to alcohol poisoning or injury

Look at that chick with the puke in her hair,passed out on the hood of her truck. She's not just drunk, she's emergency room drunk!

by the Villager December 1, 2010

Moke Room

An temporarily unoccupied room in the upstairs of a row home usually rented out, but while no renters are renting, it is used exclusively for hot boxing with a bunch of your friends. Butt fucking is optional, but to be expected.

Person A- "Hey, a bunch of us are going to hit up the Moke Room."

Person B- "Nah man, i heard that people are gonna come look at it soon to rent it."

Person A- "We don't care. Moke Room."

Person's C through F- "Fuck yeah! Moke room!"

by The biggest bootied bitch January 1, 2012

Locker Room Talk

Any manner of conversation that polite society dictates be held privately - with small groups of like-minded, similarly gendered peers - due to its sexually charged language, situations or innuendos.

When the girls all met up for cocktails on Friday, Gertrude really wanted to tell Chloe and Francine about the threesome she and Nancy had with Jimmy last weekend, but Nancy convinced her that a fancy uptown bar wasn't the place for that kind of locker room talk.

Through the walls Tom could hear his teenage son and his friends talking excitedly about who was going to get laid first and he smiled as he remembered that kind of locker room talk from his own youth.

This one guy on the train kept talking to his friend about getting a blow job in the bathroom at Chili's last night and he was really loud so finally I barked at him to "Save the locker room talk for somewhere else!".

by dylanfreak007 March 29, 2017

boiler room

a site of illegal operation, especially the telephone sales of goods or services by charlatans

The shitheads in the boiler room were finally caught.

by The Return of Light Joker September 4, 2009

dark room

A room in a gay bar or adult movie theater where customers engage in sexual activity of some kind.

When he was looking for the toilet, he accidentally entered some dark room.

by Anonymous January 19, 2004

Marvins Room

A song written by Drake, has multiple remix's, but basically is the name of a studio that he and many rappers have been in, where they have cheated on someone they were dating.

It is also that state where they have been so drunk, that they have called their ex's, or their ex's have called them and almost plead them to take them back, or cheat on their current partner.

Last but not least, where you realized you messed up in the relationship, and your ex has moved on, but you want them to realize that they will never have anyone like you, but it's really your loss.

- In 1975, soul legend Marvin Gaye built a studio in Los Angeles called Marvin's Room and recorded numerous classic albums there. It became the epicenter of nonstop parties,..

Christian: "I'm about to hit up Marvin's Room! Wild party tonight, and I'm looking for a good time."

***
Random Girl: "Hey sexy, looking for a good time?"
Christian: "Yessir.."
Random Girl: "Cool, Cool. You got a girl..?"
Christian: "Nah, would I be here if I did?"
Random Girl: "Just asking.." *Enters Marvins Room*

2 Months Later.

Christian (drunk): *Calling ex-girifriend* "Hey.. Wassup, uhh.. I'm just here, in the club. Had a few drinks. Are.. Are you alone.. Well, I think that You should come through. Oh, you can't. I guess I'm just gonna chill here then."

by brittanybayy! July 19, 2011