resident

The one who fits a certain set of characteristics within a group of friends, family members, coworkers, or people in general.

A: How do I fix my computer?
B: You can ask, Joe, our resident computer geek.

A: My sink is leaking, but good thing we know John, our resident plumber.

by regular August 7, 2009

Residue Piece(s)

The tiny piece of feces leftover after a bowel-movement. This pea-sized piece of poo causes you to wipe your rear-end much more than necessary. In turn, this excessive wiping can lead to an irritated, sometimes bloody anus.

I had to wipe my ass eight times after I thought I was done wiping. I finally was able to squeeze out a residue piece and with one tiny wipe, the job was done.

by PJChappy April 19, 2004

Spencer Reidsexual

When you are completely and utterly in love with the fictional character Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds.

JJ:I think I’m in love with Spence
Morgan:It’s called Spencer Reidsexual

by Spence_lover December 30, 2020

Roast Beef Residual

When your girlfriend returns home from cheating and she has another guys cock on her breath.

Duuuude I'm so depressed, Karen came home late last night, leaned in for a kiss and I totally tasted Roast Beef Residual.

by sognatore87 January 8, 2010

hunter reid

a person who walks around hunched over all the time and is obsessed with talking about movies

I did my hunter reid impression by decreasing the quality of my posture and saying "movies movies movies movies"

by lolhilol October 11, 2011

Reid

The most amazing and sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He is very good looking and has a great sense of humor

"That guy that was talking to you was so kind! He's such a Reid!"

by flower_fields394 April 16, 2015

Residude

The person you find asleep on your couch the morning after you have a blow out party.

Dude, who's the residude crashed on the sectional?

by Chicago Dan June 16, 2010