mental retardation

Effect of listening to one of George W Bush's state of the union address's.

John: Hey Fred, where's Tom?

Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.

John: What? Why?

Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.

John: Oh.

by jokemonkey March 4, 2008

retarditude

One who is not actually retarded, but has the attitude of a retard because they don't have a functioning reproductive organ and their FUPA is gigando.

Suck my wanger, retarditudes.

by Jim November 10, 2003

Internet self-retardation

The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.

Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!

Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.

Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!

Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.

by hillbillybiskit August 5, 2008

Retardationalism

People who follow the retard ideologies. Retardationalism is usually used by midlife crisis, high school students, and ADDs to gain attention in class. Retardationalism is lead by Hillary Clinton. R-tards are the people who follows the concept of Retardationalism.

I will purposely fail my test today because I follow the concept of Retardationalism.

by BenchMax345 February 24, 2008

retardette

A retardette is a female retard.

"Omg! Allison is such a retardette!"

by Erin November 1, 2004

Retardation nation

The U.S. under Obama and the dems.

Obama bails out the rich, and screws everybody else. Only in the Retardation nation would this be tolerated.

by wjc December 25, 2009

Retardity

Extremely high concentrated levels of retardation.

George Bush's retardity has reached unpresidented heights

by Skrilla 88 March 10, 2008