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Age of Retardation

A period of time beginning at roughly the start of the year 2020 of the Gregorian calendar, continuing through to the present time and into the foreseeable future.
In this brave new Age of Retardation, Tesla Motors Inc. can be worth more than all other auto makers in the world combined, any personal set of political and social ideologies must be dumbed down and simplified into one of two catch-all buckets, and the cessation of usage of any language that might offend the most easily offended person is more important and pressing than, say, preventing hundreds of thousands of African children from dying annually of diseases for which we have long had effective treatments, such as malaria.
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separation of church and state

The idea that government shall favor no religion for another or make no law that is bias toward one religion and not another.

What it does not say is that elected officials can not be religious. It says they should make no law that favors religion or display favoritism in a public government institution.

Putting a cross in the back of your office is fine, displaying a statue of the ten commandments in front of a court house is not.
What? Can't buy beer on Sundays in some states, that violates separation of Church and State.

What? "In God We Trust" on coinage, the government is favoring Christianity over other religions. I feel this violates separation of church and state. I shouldn't have to be preached inside of a court house or inside of a school. If I want to hear preaching, I could go to church or temple or a mosque or whatever else their is.
by booser March 19, 2005
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reputation dysmorphia

The misperception of one's own personhood.

A (psychological) anxiety disorder in which the affected person is excessively complementary of his or her own character; has an exaggerated sense of self-worth and importance; overvalues his or her intellect, talents and beauty; and overestimates his or her popularity.
If George W. Bush thought he is universally loved he would clearly be suffering from a case of reputation dysmorphia.
by Videlma December 4, 2010
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Separation Depression

When you get so attached to them you become depressed when you leave their presence.
Emma: hey how are you??
Jasmine: Eh could be better. I left Anthonys house earlier and im going through separation depression.
by Inferno6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ November 29, 2020
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Dehydrated Retardation

The latent condition lurking within motorists that bounds to the fore any time even two drops of rain fall. Drivers suffer a spontaneous loss of understanding regarding friction, momentum, and inertia.
In my rearview mirror I see a car sliding toward me with its bakes locked, the driver of which is clearly suffering from dehydrated retardation. Boom.
by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010
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Cellular respiration

What our nutty British science teacher tried teaching us for 50 months.. and we all flunked the test with our tiny donkey brains
Halllooo dear explain what cellular respiration is ! Me: uhh a tea flavor??
by HHi kdkfmdfdmrk February 28, 2020
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Retardation nation

A nation of retards or stupid people.
A phrase usu. stated when someone says/does something stupid/retarted
Said in a sing-song voice along with you're the president to make said person head ruler of the retards
Person 1: Is chicken of the sea Chicken or fish?
Person 2: It's fish re-re.
Person 2: Retardation Nation and You're the President
by SwiMFASTChicK October 27, 2006
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