Religon

#1 The Incorrect Spelling of 'Religion'

#2 A Really, Really stupid alliance Guild on Cho'Gall who cant speak english

LOL I PEW PEW NAXX FOR -RELIGON- GM WHO CANT SPELL WURDS LOLOLOL

by mgofkeano February 10, 2009

evolutionary religion

1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.

2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.

dude: "how was the earth created?"

"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)

dude: but how do you know for sure?

"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...

by Consequences October 7, 2010

Big-Box Religion

Any one of the actively evaporating yet previously powerful, influential and popular religious organizations currently attempting, in desperation, to maintain relevance and retain control of adherents.

Seems like I'm a 'none'...can't hang with Big-Box Religion

by YAWA May 30, 2019

Religion Rapist

A person trying to force their religion beliefs onto you, even though you have told them were you stand on religion.

The priest is a religion rapist, he try to make me believe i was going to hell because I didn't wait to have sex till marriage.

by Princess.Clitoris October 22, 2010

Religionaly

another way to say religiously, created for the unintelligent or for those who wish to speak with bad grammer

Jim:"Those guys are going to comment religionaly on the shirt i am wearing"

by keeperdrew December 9, 2010

Religion Of Bacon

A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.

"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon

by 011011001011000101001110100010 May 28, 2015

Religioner

Someone who is a master of religion.

"Hey, did you hear how many times Zade prays a day?"
"YEAH, what a religioner!"

by Ronnie42 December 25, 2018