It means exactly what it sounds like it means. When Steve says or does something, the very nature of reality is altered.
Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.
These are not the droids you're looking for.
$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
You need a new iPod.
Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.
These are not the droids you're looking for.
$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
You need a new iPod.
by Cziltang Brone September 16, 2007
Get the reality distortion field mug.1.Television show that pretends to be real when in fact is also scripted. Shows such as Survivor and American Idol.
2. Bad television
3. Ryan Seacrest thinking he can act.
2. Bad television
3. Ryan Seacrest thinking he can act.
I hate reality TV. He said. Nobody agreed with him, for most americans are morons who will watch anything.
by Michael Hammersley May 13, 2005
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A gamer who likes to play a lot of Fortnite. Has a 10$ computer that can only run 10 FPS on any game. Also enjoys long walks on the beach with his black friends. Also a very big Hitler supporter. Believes in everything Hitler did and wants the world to be like it was before. Enjoys looking at pictures of Concentration Camps.
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"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist."
"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist."
Simp: "She's definitely going to love me and everything will be great"
Normal person: wake up to reality
Normal person: wake up to reality
by Kazua Kensei July 21, 2021
Get the wake up to reality mug.Contrary to the original Tubgirl depicting an asian woman involved in grotesque scat porn,
The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality is a disgustingly disturbing set of images depicting the discovery and removal of a bloated and decomposed corpse of an asian woman who had slit her wrists and fell into the bathtub where she would be left to decompose and become a ‘maggot mall’ from her badly decayed cadaver. This infamous set of images can still be accessed and is viewed as a staple on the gore site called Documenting Reality, due to the amount of people it has traumatized.
The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality is a disgustingly disturbing set of images depicting the discovery and removal of a bloated and decomposed corpse of an asian woman who had slit her wrists and fell into the bathtub where she would be left to decompose and become a ‘maggot mall’ from her badly decayed cadaver. This infamous set of images can still be accessed and is viewed as a staple on the gore site called Documenting Reality, due to the amount of people it has traumatized.
*any gore post*
Dude who saw the photos:
Man, this is not as gruesome as The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality…
Dude who hasn't seen the photos:
You mean the asian girl with Diarrhea going into her mouth?
Dude who saw the photos:
No man, Something WORSE THAN THAT. It haunts me in my sleep.
Dude who saw the photos:
Man, this is not as gruesome as The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality…
Dude who hasn't seen the photos:
You mean the asian girl with Diarrhea going into her mouth?
Dude who saw the photos:
No man, Something WORSE THAN THAT. It haunts me in my sleep.
by Vilagrass0 November 29, 2021
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