rake job

a girl who goes down on a guy, and rakes her teeth (or braces) along his cock. ow.

dude, did you hook up with brooke last night?
yeah, but she was a total rake job. i had to ice my dick for 3 hours!

by spongebob pee pants November 9, 2006

pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake

Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.

A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009

rakearoo

takin sum dumb bitches shit (drugs) with out the hoe knowin it.

lets go rakeroo dat bitch alison!!!!!!!!!!
dat bitches got sum shit, we funna pull a rakearoo.

by Orpheius October 20, 2007

rake your garden

Exposing those lying bitches

(Cautiously eradicating people who speak heresies about true facts)

Bro, you still talk to Skye? ! You gotta rake your garden!

by Snake killer March 10, 2017

moon rake

When a girl licks from your asshole to the tip of your cock

Bro, last night i was with this freaky chick and she moon rake the shit out of me.

Jan fitz-awesome

by Jannerdidit July 23, 2018

stepped on the rake

To run into trouble that could've been easily avoided if you would've just paid attention.

Boy: "My mom searched my room and found my stash!"

Friend: "Why was she searching your room?"

Boy: "I forgot to clean it like she asked."

Friend: "Sounds like you really stepped on the rake this time."

by LearBear July 2, 2009

with a Rusty Rake

It would intensify phrases that involve "fuck" or "bugger" being directed at oneself or another party, such as "bugger me" or "fuck you." The meaning is merely an intensifier and doesn't alter the meaning of the phrase in a useful way because being penetrated by a rusty rake would be extremely painful and hazardous to the receiving party.

To the guy who just cut me off in traffic: "Fuck you with a rusty rake!"
Upon seeing Trump win the 2016 election" well, bugger me with a rusty rake."
"Did Biden seriously try to blame inflation entirely on Putin? Bugger them both with a rusty rake!"

"Seriously, some co-worker I barely know wants me to go to a baby shower the week I'm supposed to go away? Fuck that with rusty rake."

by unluckyluciano13 March 26, 2022