Reef Queef

Technique commonly used by free divers where a person sucks the air from a woman's vagina while underwater. This is also regularly taught as a survival technique if driving a vehicle into a body of water with a female passenger.

Jack would not have drowned as quickly if he knew to breathe in Rose's reef queef.

by CATFOOODS January 31, 2012

queefcannon

a non stop pussy fart that continues
on more than 40 seconds.

abbycannon
www.myspace.com/abbycannon

at school many people like to call abby
the queef or my favorite the queefcannon

by jon-uh-thin May 8, 2008

ketchup queef

(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.

"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2008

Meat Queef

A Queef possesing a massive coincidence to the texture, smell, and taste of an uncooked T-bone steak.

Mike Kelley was being such a Meat Queef last night!

by SpeedStick September 11, 2009

Queef

The whimsical sound made by a rim-blown soprano flute. A sweet, sweet symphony. An onomatopoeia.

"Everyone please give a warm welcome to Kathy as she performs he flute solo."

***queef queef queef queef queeeeef***

***Applause***

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

queefhorn

The vuvuzela.

Jim: "I can't follow the match with all the noise coming out of those things -- fucking vulv-, uh, vulva ... ."

Joe: "Just call it a queefhorn."

by saranwrapkills June 26, 2010

Queef Gravy

The act of putting an OXO cube in a vagina, getting a girl really wet and having her gush out gravy.

Tom couldn't wait for his Sunday roast covered in queef gravy

by floor_mellow March 3, 2015