quason

Stupid ass nigga who like Jar Jar Bink's dick

Shut up quason you ugly ass box fucker

by YouJustGotPranked July 24, 2017

Quasser

Two Metallic covered pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Man Dat is sujm Quasser cereal yo got dhere!

by Mr Miagi's clan March 21, 2009

Quassumption

Asking a question with an assumed response.

Guy: So, why don't we grab some food, rent a movie, go back to my place and have some sex?
Girl: You think we're having sex, do you?
Guy: That was my quassumption...
Girl: Well you quassumed wrong.

by The Stern Perspective July 20, 2010

quasi-retarded

A hindered less efficient functionality.

The electrician installed the light switch incorrectly. Although the light still turned on, the switch didn't fully click in the upright position so therefore is quasi-retarded.

The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.

The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.

by Ontological June 24, 2018

Quashatary

Wack ass, crazy shit.

Damn that thot has quashatary tits.

by theofficial3r January 3, 2020

quassant

A croissant in England

Ay mate would you like a quassant and tea?

by Quassant December 6, 2020

Quash your Qualms

A cool way of telling someone to relax, everything will be ok.

Omg! I can't find my passport!
Quash your qualms, I have them all in my bag.

Help! I've gone outside with no trousers on and I've forgotten my keys!
Quash yo' qualms yo, it's just a dream.

by purplesteps March 4, 2021