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Slash Puppies

Deranged, sexually-frustrated tweens who write salivating prose detailing their fantasies of celebrity guy-on-guy orgies, commonly known as Slash Puppies (a distant cousin - or niece - of the horndog. See Harry Potter, Green Day and McFly - sadly often involving wands, drumstricks and similarly phallic-shaped objects being shoved into places they really shouldn't be going. Said literature is often highly disturbing for non-aficionados.

The new hentai? Only time - and the internet - will tell.
Slash Puppies can be found in action on the official McFly fanfic board.

Harry Potter is a popular character for Slash Puppies to abuse with wands.
by Obsessive.Compulsive.Disorder. October 17, 2005
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puppies

(pronounced PUP-PEES), 1. reference to soft, large female breasts, 2.Sex tools that can be played with when choppy lets them out of their material cage.
Did you see those puppies, each one was a double hander.
He was able to slip it in right between her puppies to his delight.
by Tony March 5, 2004
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slut puppies

a bitch that has many children with different and unknown fathers. Therefore the children would be slut puppies.
Goodness look at all them slut puppies running around that bitches house.
by RWCJR January 15, 2004
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Pit puppies

Armpit fat. The small roll of fat between the armpit and side of the breast. Used in a similar vain to muffin top (referring to waist fat above the the hip bone). Your pit puppies are not legitimate side-boob, but are a separate roll of fat that leaks out of the side of the bra and ends at the armpit crease, although a pit puppy is sometimes only visible when wearing a bra.
"I can't wear that tank top because my pit puppies come out to play"

"Ouch my bag strap just pinched my pit puppy"

"I've put on a fresh layer of fat, check out my pit puppies, I gotta get back to the gym"

"It doesn't matter how much I work out, I just can't get rid of these damn pit puppies"

Guy:"That girl's breasts are leaking out the side of her bra"
Girl: "Nah, that is not breast, it's just pit puppies"
by FaxIt January 24, 2013
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sweater puppies

A young woman's delightfully shaped firm round lovely breasts.
Hannah Montanna has a cute pair of sweater puppies!
by hanksbeer October 14, 2008
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Happy Puppies

The best website known to man, it's even better than pornhub.
You should whack off to happy puppies , it's the best porn website ever.
by CHEW KOK March 10, 2015
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mud puppies

Black dirt underneath the tips of your fingernails.
Clean the mud puppies out from under your fingernails before you come to dinner.
by Diane Snyder April 28, 2006
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