procrastinate

I'll tell you later but not right now because I am too lazy

I always procrastinate thats why i failed school and college

by smoovestarr April 3, 2005

procrastibation

A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.

"ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate"

by ricemond December 3, 2003

procrastidating

Staying with a significant other months or years after the spark has died entirely inside you, simply because you are too comfortable or too lazy to break up.

As soon as I get back in shape and out of debt, I'm going to stop procrastidating my stupid boyfriend.

by Ancestor09 February 17, 2009

Procrastination Crap

When one procrastinates by going to the bathroom repeatedly, as opposed to actually doing what they're supposed to be doing. Can also be done during the work, to give someone a chance to have a mental break, and not actually have to work.

Not to be confused with the Boredom Crap, which someone takes in a desperate attempt to alleviate boredom, as opposed to their bladder and bowels.

I took so many procrastination craps while I was writing my essay, Jen was certain I had killed at least 20 dolphins with the wasted toilet water.

by www.myspace.com/bearimagines July 21, 2009

procrastinator

Someone who delaying or postponing something.

Leaving study until the last minute therefore being a procrastinator
Leaving homework until the last minute therefore being a procrastinator

by Flipfro November 14, 2013

I'm Procrastinating

Me too kid.

I'm Procrastinating and so are you.

by A4775 November 12, 2020

Procrastinator

A person who waits until the last possible minute to complete a task. A model of efficiency.

If you wait until the last minute, then it only takes a minute to do it.

He waited until the last minute to do it, he's such a procrastinator.

by SanDog3939 September 16, 2009