im pregnant

when you have unprotected sex with your partner of the opposite gender

GF:"Baby remember last month in the shower when we had dat amazing sex"
BF:" Yea it was so fun"
GF: Well remember we didnt use a condom and im not on birth control"
BF:"Yea"
GF:IM PREGNANT, NIGGA

by beenderdonedat May 3, 2009

pregnahoax

when a ho, pretends to have a bun in the oven, in an attempt to trap or win the affection of the "alleged" baby daddy. If unsuccessful, said pregnaho will become a pregnastalker in attempts to extort money for a "fake" abortion by threatening man with future child support, often claiming to be pregnant with twins. This most often occurrs by an attention whore who may secretly be suffering from baby lust or a fat, ugly white girl, who is the victim of a late night hit & run, attempting to blackmail a black male who already has eight kids by six baby momma's. The pregnastalker may conduct 3 to 4 pregnahoax's a year and even pregnastalk several men at once for the same pregnahoax

After 24 weeks of a pregnahoax.... a false pregnancy test, pretending to have morning sickness, going to OB/GYN doctor visits and sporting an artificial baby bump!!!... that maternity clothes wearing ho faked a miscarriage.

by peachofthasouth November 25, 2009

Preema

A nice and cute girl who's also very hot and does awesome art. A fun person to be with and a great friend. May act random at times.
Funny, cute, nice, fun, spontaneous, crazy - so many words to describe one girl.
In other words awesome.

Person 1: I can't believe I had so much fun.
Person 2: Yes, that's because you were with Preema.

by Run_After_Writing November 19, 2011

Peenarse

An insult indicating that the accused is both a penis and an arsehole

You silly fucking peenarse

by AB_Drax July 7, 2003

[Mr Pregnant]

Absurdist YouTube comedian who makes bizarre gross-out videos. Often wearing his trademark snaggly, nasty ass fake teeth, he sings pop songs, makes prank calls, or wreaks havoc in public. A lot of his comedy involves his making fun of himself, in particular his so-called "manboobs" or "stink tits."

His most famous video to date is "Big Girls Don't Cry," in which in he offers his interpretation of the class Four Seasons song.

"Shnacker Shnaw!" shouted Mr Pregnant as he galloped across the field in a pink leotard.

by AJR41885 February 27, 2009

Pregnant

Scariest word in the english language.

girl: i'm pregnant.
boy: oh god (then shits his pants)

by natalienegro March 24, 2009

pregnant

A woman who is carrying a baby. The state is possible after unprotected sex or when protection has failed. Getting pregnant can be unplanned or planned so pregnant woman might have different kind of decisions ahead depending on her lifesituation.

Woman: Honey, I need to talk to you.

Man: What is it?
Woman: I'm pregnant.
Man: *totally speechless and pretty confused*
Woman: Honey?
Man: ... I'm going to be now a... dad?

Men might be scared of the situation or in a shock at first though they actually could have wanted to have a child.

by Sarastella December 2, 2009