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Poverty program 

A college or sports team that sucks and usually has a large budget, but appears to be poor and unskilled. Most commonly used in college sports where the best teams are typically better funded.
Person 1: “bro we just shit on iowa state yesterday.”
Person 2: “Dude, it doesn’t matter, they have always been an absolute poverty program.”
Person 1:”damn, you right.”
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Poverty Nonce

Someone who claims they were brought up in a deprived situation and they turned out OK and people should think they are lucky
"When I was younger we had Ice on the inside of the windows and I turned out OK"

"Shut up you Poverty Nonce, people died younger, and many children too"
Poverty Nonce by DominicCummings September 1, 2022

Poverty Beetle 

a common household cockroach

also known as project beetle
Damn boi, did you see that poverty beetle?
Poverty Beetle by beanteam September 20, 2010

poverty flats 

The flat, dry area between winnemucca and paradise valley Nevada. located just past the cheveron station. populatin: unkown
Adam and Aaron Gray lives in Poverty Flats.
poverty flats by Alex Schumacher January 3, 2008

poverty sandwich 

A Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich. Usually in a ziplock bag and brought to school.
Haha!! Jimbo has a poverty sandwich! His Family's poor!
poverty sandwich by Tiller December 28, 2005

poverty pimp 

Activists for the disabled are also poverty pimps by:
saying, "We will not support that," to some career moves (career conflicts with some "moral/ethical" quandary), have been known to be incapable of landing even one of their charges in a fast food joint job over a span of more than two decades, often let their disabled charges sit on their asses for eight hours a day in a workshop waiting for craft work to do for a pittance. When there is none, they do not have to search for real paid jobs (not that they would get them as we can imagine the disaster the craft work would do to their "résumés") are usually headed by limousine liberals who expect their charges to use public transportation to get around in counties where everyone knows that almost everyone who can see HAS to possess and drive his or her own vehicle just to obtain employment. To sum up the first four points, even in allegedly disabled American friendly states such as New York, the disabled are expected to know a socioeconomic place that is often below to less than three times the poverty level, even when the disability can be medicated and concealed through the medication. No attempt is made to gauge the severity of an individual's disability, every attempt is made to force the disabled individual into impoverished submission.
Disability activist poverty pimps are in some ways worse than intraracial poverty pimps in that the former are bottom feeders and the latter are preying on their own racial kind.

Poverty Poser 

Any young, apparently healthy, Twenty-something pan-handler that clearly isn't homeless and is looking to get some "Street cred". They usually return home to the suburbs after a day or so to bemoan their fate. Often dressed better than the people that give them handouts.
That Poverty Poser is a fraud! He's not homeless; he lives next door to me!
Poverty Poser by longrider700 January 12, 2015