toilet bowl polio

Having sit on the toilet so long that your legs lose blood flow, causing you to have trouble walking when getting up.

He stayed on the crapper so long that he had a bad case of toilet bowl polio and could hardly walk out of the bathroom.

by Itellunow July 31, 2016

microwave popcorn

The greatest and most tasty invention of all time. Tastes great, is easy to make and makes people happy. In short, totally awesome.

Microwave popcorn is the greatest invention in human history. Thank you, Dr. Percy Spencer! (Invented microwave popcorn in 1946.)

Tracey: Want some microwave popcorn?

Bill: Hell yes!

by thebestshityouwilleversee August 27, 2012

Popcorn Ceiling

The cheap ceiling texture commonly used in the 70s and 80s. Builders would spray 'popcorn' on the ceilings of homes and justify it to sellers by feeding them a line of bull about better sound insulation or better appearance. The real reason for the 'popcorn' it turns out is because its cheap and if a builder does have to pay some guy to texture and paint every ceiling, it can save them some serious money. The 'popcorn' unfortunately does nothing for sound insulation (though there might still be those today who claim it does) and it's pretty damn ugly, especially as it collects dirt over time.

Omg! That sauce just got all up in the popcorn ceiling! That shit is never coming off!

by Mandalyn Knapic von Seldeck February 13, 2009

Soggy Popcorn

When a man puts his penis into a box of popcorn at a cinema and his partner attempts to masturbate him secretly.

We went to watch Star Wars but all we got was soggy popcorn.

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

Papio hoodrat

A young boy/girl who thinks they are very gangster but actually the opposite. The term "Papio" comes from the town Papillion the suburbs of Omaha, Nebraska which is very quiet and safe.

Friend 1: " Guurrll what'd you do last night?"
Friend 2: " I went cow tipping"
Friend 1: " Well arnt you a lil' Papio hoodrat

by Maliquah44 April 28, 2016

Asian Popcorn

The designation given to instant noodle packets with the intention of consuming them in their raw and uncooked state. It is customary to add the included seasoning package to enhance flavoring.

Oakley: Im hella hungry, but we have nothing left to eat...
Asian: Dude... we have ramen left...
Oakley: (Smirk) ...Asian Popcorn

by wasabe_who May 28, 2009

Popcorn Frog

Someone who eats popcorn using their tongue, just like how a frog eats a fly only with popcorn.

Sam: *uses tongue to eat popcorn*
Jon: your a popcorn frog!

by sampayne935 March 10, 2012