poot

The ridge that runs down the middle of a man's scrotum.

He made her lick his poot, which ticled him so.

by Sean Chris December 28, 2005

poot

Poot has been known as the lack of a male sexual genatle. Also to be known as somthing that rymes with 'woot'

Wow, that guy has a poot.

Woot to the Poot and in the boot!

by Jessen July 2, 2003

poot

a poo and a toot at the same time, poop ,fart

Somebody pooted...
Oh what's that poot smell?!?!
Your're a poot ball

by staringatpeoplehehe March 10, 2014

Poot

Demi Lovato's evil twin.

Why buy Confident by Demi Lovato when you can support her twin sister, Poot Lovato, instead? Buy Unsure on iTunes!

by frickfrackpattywhack December 28, 2015

Poot

1.) A nonsensical place holder, commonly used in math.

2.) Often used to describe when a situation doesn't work, or if something means nothing.

3.) Also, it can be used as an expletive.

1.) Is it a Z-score, T-score, or poot?

2.) It means poot.

3.) POOOOT!

by Autumn Ai April 28, 2009

poot

An exclamation - to describe something that sucks, stinks, bites, blows, or otherwise exhibits gross inferiority; or, the negative reaction to an unwelcome situation. This is the proper, accepted British usage.

"That poots!"

by Robberbaron Snotbuckets January 18, 2009

Poot

To poop and toot at the same time. Same as shart only for little ears.

-Daddy I tooted and have poop in my butt.

-Son, thats called a poot.

by jt1jacobs September 5, 2010