let's blow this popsicle stand!

A very silly way to say "Let's get a move on."

Pokey used this phrase at the beginning of Earthbound for SNES

Let's blow this popsicle stand... but don't you think you should say goodbye to your mon first?

by Hamelin May 13, 2004

Russian Popsicle

a Russian Popsicle is performed when a guy has sex with a girl while she is on her period, thus bleeding on his penis. Next the women will proceed to suck all of the blood off.

My girl wanted to try something new last night, we did a Russian Popsicle, it was kinda nasty.

by Rlvers March 18, 2011

Poopsicle

Like a popsicle, but made of poop.

Thats one tasty poopsicle!

by MadLogic July 30, 2003

Cherry Popsicle

When a man is unaware he is banging a bitch on the rag and when he pulls his erect dick out, it is covered in blood.

"Dude this chick didnt tell me she was on the rag and when I pulled by dick out it looked like a cherry popsicle!"

by Vah-rule January 15, 2009

pooticles

Any particulate matter left over after flushing when one has defacated in a toilet.

You totally left an island of pooticles in my bathroom.

by Ham and eggs February 3, 2008

Lobotomy Popsicle

Lobotomy Popsicle (n.):

A euphemism for the male sexual member during the act of fellatio. This act is often accompanied by an impossibility to think, concentrate, reason, keep your toes from curling up, or (if it's a really good one and you are laying down on the bed), keep the sheets out of your ass crack.

Oh baby, I've had a lot on my mind lately. Why don't you spend some time sucking on the ol' lobotomy popsicle?

by J. Lo. September 5, 2007

lets blow this popsicle stand

To leave a place abruptly.

"This place sucks!"

"Yeah. Lets blow this Popsicle stand."

by BabyMasterJR January 27, 2019