Free Pooping

The act of defecating in an open or public place without care or concern of onlookers. Most often done in a hurry and without wiping properly.

Those dirty wooks at the music festival wouldn't even wait in line for the port-a-potty. They were just free pooping all over the side of the mountain

by TheSwayze August 25, 2011

pooping on the clock

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.

mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.

by TeeKaih November 6, 2009

pooping off

Jacking off whilst pooping.

Trent: Mom, don't interrupt me while I'm pooping off
Trent's mom: Sorry son
Trent's Dad: hurry up, I wanna poop off too
Trent: Wait your turn

by Yung Pizza May 6, 2014

Pooning

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.

You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!

by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014

pooping palace

A secretly designated toilet/bathroom at work where a person sneaks off to go number 2. Typically a bathroom away from high traffic areas where pooping noises can't be heard by others, and also rarely used by other people so there is time for the smell to disseminate before someone uses it again.

"I had to take a huge steamy dump at work so I snuck off to the pooping palace to save myself the embarrassment."

by SamanthaEm January 26, 2009

Word-pooping

Function: verb
1: To talk nonsense.
2: To stray from, or avoid, the point.

He just never gets to the point; word-pooping all over the place!

by Josefin October 17, 2005

pooping bus

A public bus (usually an intercity route) that has no bathroom and that goes for a significant amount of time (say an hour or longer, sometimes several hours) without making any stops to allow passengers to use the restroom.

These buses are called pooping buses because not everyone can hold it in for the long ride, leading some passengers to go in their pants.

When riding on a pooping bus, wearing a diaper is recommended.

by Bed time June 27, 2010