Mega Pint

The pint size of red wine required to soothe the nerves when your wife defecates on your bed while her dog steps on a bee.

Amberturd: "My dog stepped on a bee"

Elon Musk: "🎶Who let the Doge out🎶"

J.Depp: "A mega pint?"

by Vajrabolt June 3, 2022

pint kitten

A female who partakes in the drinking of alcoholic beverages, particularly good beer.

Lets go down to the tavern and hunt some pint kitten.

by car3825 May 20, 2010

mega-pint

A very large pour or measurement of alcohol.

“A mega-pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary”

-Johnny Depp

by apple.png1 May 15, 2022

10 pints

The point at which an individual enters hero status after consumtion of 10 pints of beer/hard liquor

Lets go through 10 pints and save the world

by Epicfailguy1 November 7, 2010

shit pint

Concoction of different alcohols. To be necked in one go. Comes in a 0.568 litre glasses and upwards.

True nutters can add other things to the shit pint, from salt to mustard to baked beans to paper. i.e. anything you can get your hands on.

Normally offered up as forfeit.

"Add it to the shit pint Dave"

by M4AXWELL May 4, 2018

Comin' for a pint?

A phrase often used by the regular members of the Black Bull Public House.

Gentleman One; "Eh, comin' for a pint?"

Gentleman Two; "Sure thing, I'll meet you down the bull in ten."

by Comin' for a pint? March 22, 2009

Pint Sized

Pronunciation: \ˈpīnt-ˌsīz\
Function: adjective
Date:1936

Adj. 1. pint-sized - well below average height
pint-size, runty, sawed-off, sawn-off
jargon, lingo, patois, argot, vernacular, slang for someone's woman
pint-sized
adjective (Informal) small, little, tiny, wee, pocket-sized, miniature, diminutive, midget, teeny-weeny, teensy-weensy, pygmy or pigmy

"she's so little she's pint sized"

by pint sized carolina June 19, 2009