pexting

When a male sends a picture of his penis to another person.

Girl 1: "Hey, what you looking at?"

Girl 2: "Oh my god! Jose is pexting me!"

Girl 1: "How's he looking?"

Girl 2: "Not great..."

Jose: "Aycarumba!"

by Luscious JBO May 20, 2011

Paxton

Paxtons are usually annoying, but only want to be noticed. They hate their ideas stolen and are nightmares once you're on their bad side. They will be patient with people for a while, and tend to avoid hurting others feelings directly. They hate BEING annoying aswell. They are often quite creative and enjoy being in their own world. Tend to be stuck between fake confidence and extreme anxiety. Typically introverted, but once familiar they will talk your ear off. Quite smart, and will correct you if you're wrong. May come off as blunt. Tend to accept negative things.

"Paxton, you're a bitch."

"Ha. Yeah. Your point?"

by Tanukii August 6, 2018

Peyton Manning

Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.

OR

A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.

by j carunder September 10, 2010

Peyton

The cute boy that goes to your school that you secretly wish you were with. Super Athletic and super cute. When a Peyton smiles at you, your heart explodes with joy. Nd if he do that thing with his lips you dead!😍😍

Emma: omg! Is that Peyton?!😍
Oliver:yes girl go get your manz!

by SweetPeach718 October 21, 2019

bill paxton's ass

A pejorative adjective used to describe a repulsive or otherwise unpleasant occurrence.

"Ew! Look at that fat woman in the bikini."

"Gross. That is so bill paxton's ass."

by Artie D. May 2, 2006

Peyton

Peyton- a kind hearted person who is always there to make you smile. She’s so sweet and funny and awesome to be around. Even though she doesn’t see it, she is gorgeous inside and out. There’s no way you can’t like Peyton. Everything about her is amazing. I didn’t know there was such thing as a perfect girl, until I met Peyton

If I could date anyone, it would be Peyton

by JustAsweetGuy:) November 26, 2017

paxton

to paxton- v. to ram another vehicle off the road; to invade another's lane on the highway with intent to kill.

Did you see that! He just got paxtoned!

by Huberton March 27, 2007