penguin

A fat and obnoxious woman characterized by a large round body and the ability to make a penis whither with just the sound of her voice. Sometimes married to a hapless camwhore.

Did you see JQ7's wife? That bitch is a total penguin, yo!

penguin by sinfonyfan May 1, 2007

penguin

slang. used to describe someone who is of mixed race, specifically black and white.

-after seeing a white girl w/ an afro-
WTF is that? Got be a penguin yo.

penguin by TAPPER January 16, 2005

penguin

A girl or in plural a group of girls with No Job and No Money who go from guy to guy to guy --whoever has the most Tweek at the time-- and gives up tha 'fur' along with any Secratorial or Janitoral services that need to be met.

Man, while we've been UP for 5-days straight Tweek'n & mixin' records our pad got trashed and we had no time for sex, Lets call up some Penguins and hit 'em all night -wake up 3 days later and everything will be clean and tight.

penguin by Fiction February 12, 2005

Penguin

an unmarried dead-beat mom who leaves her kids with the dad so she can go take care of herself. Meanwhile she is tramping around and neglecting her children and has left them and their father for dead. Origin derived from the trait the female emporor penguin who abandons the father with the infant penguin for him to care for. That symilar to deadbeat mom, whore, abandoner, neglectful- woman, selfish, skanky, black widow, pigeon

That penguin took off and left me with the kids and now she has a new car and a new apartment with my money. She is a dirty bird!

Penguin by go.green7 December 1, 2009

Penguin

1) A black and white bird that can't fly.

2) A gorgeous guy that has amazing hair, wears skinny jeans, loves screamo, is fluffy, and has an obsession with pop tarts.

1) Oh my God! Look! It's a penguin!

2) Woah! Did you see that incredibly pretty penguin?!

Penguin by Love <333333 February 15, 2010

Penguin

used to describe the way a woman walks after a long night of sex; usually more common with virgins' first nights

Man, you should have seen her! She was a penguin!

Penguin by Bowlegged June 23, 2005

penguin

in the United Kindgom, a 1990's strain of LSD. The motif used was that of the classic 'penguin books' logo

i'll do you three penguins for a tenner

penguin by Emperor Xist April 9, 2006