pee on your nuts

A figurative term meaning to have a small penis. Usually used as an insult.

Tough guy #1: "I can bench press 275. What's up now?"
Tough guy #2: "Whatever man, I can clean 200!"
Tough guy #1: "Well I can do 20 pullups!"
Normal guy: "All right guys, quit arguing about whose dick is smaller. At the end of the day, you both still pee on your nuts."

by Nicholas D March 9, 2009

peeing out of my butt

Extremely loose stool consisting mostly of brown liquid rather than solid turds. Severe diarhea, the runs, the squirts.

The day after a delicious basket of spicy hot wings from Bdubs I was wishing I had a cold river to shit in. I had the shits so bad I felt like I was peeing out of my butt.

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006

peednus

The name "Sundeep" spelled backwards. It is used to emulate the sound of the word "penis" as an insult to people with the name Sundeep.

Shyan: Dude, Sundeep is being such an asshole today!
Robbie: I know, man, he's being such a Peednus!

by digit42223 April 19, 2009

Peeing on the fire

when a group of people are laughing and another person makes it completely stop.

Group- "Hahahahahaha! Good one!

Guy- "Boats are cool."

Group- "WTF? Dude you are peeing on the fire"

by kicker159951 December 4, 2010

Suck my peen dawg

When a person asks for a blowjob from a fellow bitch

Hey bitch come over here, suck my peen dawg

by Theguywhoknockedouthakim(omar) October 17, 2018

Peenarse

An insult indicating that the accused is both a penis and an arsehole

You silly fucking peenarse

by AB_Drax July 7, 2003

peeing mechanics

A skill set for guys have that enables them to aim their piss when they pee. Different situations call for different mechanics.

When everyone is sleeping and I have to pee, I use my peeing mechanics to hit the sides of the toilet. This way no one can hear me pee.

by Jkimmy98 March 6, 2014